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October 30 I had two trojan Horses and a partridge in a pear tree!Well Hello my people,
my plan for World Domination is off the Drawing board and am going to press.......?
wot am I talking about - sorry - but it got yer attention didnt it?
So I got this AVG security that FINALLY I got a free scan that revealed two Trojan horses, and FIXED em!!! woohoo
I just need to get the squealling Norton off my puter!, I will, well
hopefully my fella's friend the puter programmer will come fix it,
BUT (and isnt there always one...a but!) the puter programmer just had a baby with his Mrs,
obviously HE didnt have the baby - come on?!?!
well thats me for today I have had a shitty day, my cat was at the vet this morning and its not good, I dont feel well since I had the Flu Jab,
AND my Fella is so good at being a PIG when he wants to be
God Bless You and Yours
Always here - arrrgh!!
Just Elle
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 p.s that is my truffles the cat on the vid with the furball sleeping with all fours in the air! incase youz hadnt got that, thats my baby -  October 29 no titleits one of those days again, so with just one quick blog
thanks to you all for your kind words and
Encouragement, oh and handy hints for spyware,
yer all luvly
 really I love you all
God Bless You and Yours
always smiling ??? - LMAO
Just Elle
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xxx October 28 OMG am I pissedhello again my dear sweet friends,
can I just let you know that if you are in ANY doubt what so ever, yes I cartooned myself as my BF wouldnt approve of the photo otherwise,
No I have no clue how to airbrush, so its all real
and if you wanna see me no make-up, with no bra on and you can relish in the idea that yes I have a tummy - I have had children, and I am proud of my wobbly bits they are me scars from putting two beautiful little humans on this god forsaken planet where if you pick a few photos of yourself where you aint growling and maybe you have got big boobs,but hey I got my warts an'all and if anyone is trying to say that I have completely changed myself for your benefit you are much mistaken, I have a self-harm problem so I am covered in scars on my arms, and I am overweight and ugly but once in a while I do get a photo I am proud of - which doesnt happen often, so no, I am way off perfect nor do I got some photo touch up kit, I put a couple of green fullstops on my eyes and made my lips look like they were there and horns from clipart on my mobile3 phone, so what
god am I getting para now, the cartooned pic yeah it might look good but you know if you un cartoon it YES I ADMIT IT coz its cartooned to hide the line of flab at the lower half of the pic, and the bit that looks like my arm is the side of ME - yall happy now, one pic....I tampered with ONE PIC!! - to try make the mess, I am look just a bit better - cos the only thing I got to work with is my tits - thats all I got!!!!
so yes I done one pic 4 an illusion
fcuk it, al go back to hating myself and remove every pic of me that doesnt scream out "big fat whore" - there you go
and with that I am away
God Bless You ALL still,
Just Elle
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 OMG what do you do when you get a virus?hello folks out there, wot a wierd day.......
so a friend of mine warns me about a hacker, under the name of.......aaaah I aint gonna type it twice.....no no no, I already tried to warn a'cunt about it and "WHAMMO" My whole puter just dies on me, like somone pulled the plug, so....
I switch it back on and type in my details to sign in to messenger and the puter screen goes green with heaps of mumbo jumbo, but I understood the bit at the bottom which was :action dump all programs and files????? or something similiar so I shut it down LIKE asap! Then I signed on as admin for the puter and run through a bt health check. It came up that there was an issue with my email, so it was reported. I looked at a few downloads but having probs with compatible security. I have bought before - but it crashed my whole system, AFTER.....charging me the lovely amount of $39.99 dollars! yup and £6:50 shipping fees???? again I dont understand!
so.....I am not staying long today, I will just grumph and wish you all a lovely Sunday,
God Bless You and Yours, and protect all of you from any virus, puter or otherwise,
Love and smelly sox
Just Elle
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 October 27 RE: today - thats all just todaywell I said I was gonna talk about today and so today is what I am going to talk about - you bored already......don't go! lol
ok so I get up this morning, boot up the puter to check my e-mails and I get a friend from messenger pops up to talk to me, Now here is the thing, I have been pondering on this since we became friends, is this a Man or a Woman has been plagueing me, and today it was vrified as my little sensitive woman that I have chatted to is a big burly bloke from Yorkshire, I think he said yorkshire he wasnt making much sense by lunchtime
so
1: found out my girlfriend was a bloke!
then, I get a really whacked a really out-of-this-world/kinda/smack-you-in-the-mouth letter, the ones you really could do WITHOUT - sorry didnt mean to shout so
2: Nasty letter to upset my day,
then I get another pop up from a so-called friend asking if I wanted to have a look at a picture of his Nether-regions - AHEM - wot kinda gal do you think I am, ok so you can see a couple of photo's in the just me album, but hey - that might not be me - wot if I am a pure stinker 28tone of pure fat and hairy armpits, so
3: Perv alert and I have only been up for an hour!
Next.........I get an invite to this 'facebook' which I have heard of thought I would have a quick gander and - well it is 'awful' grown-up innit? I even got a chance to see folk that used to go to the same school as me!! none of them friends and I have ended up with some lady called Miriam asking why I invited her - so sorry Lady you must be somewhere on my space (this space) giving you number...
4: Strange powers inviting folk by their real names (like my momma didnt name me 'Just Elle'), and I am sure hers didnt call her by her spaces name, so there it is the crossed wires, once she tells me her space name I will know who she is!
and then you got Number
5: I am getting soooooo b-o-r-e-d I think I am going to sign off, thanks y'all fer coming
God Bless You and Yours
Love you all
Just Elle
xxx
 p.s I miss smiley central - mwaaahh!!
if you have read this far you deserve a treat, try this link from my very good frien Just J
I got 71% overall, - psyche yer gonna luv it!! xxx
 lose it!! go wildOctober 26 just a blogstill collecting friends
apply within: must be of average intelligence or make up for it in inner beauty!
I am NOT gay - it was an attempt at humour
I know.....thats why I put in the 'profile'bit Humour - obscure
come on folks, P-L-E-A-S-E
NAH - i AINT THAT DESPERATE OOps I wasnt meant to be shouting!!!
tut you just cant get decent humans anymore - tut
anyhoo Goodnight and
God Bless You and Yours
Just Elle
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Hello world, boy am I in a stinker of a moodso today......Hmmmm where do I start,
I am really starting to have another depressed phase, and then
I will start putting crazy talk on here and fluffing everything up, i got my space nearly where I want it,
So you thought I was going to tell youz all about why I am peeved - Nope - it aint gonmna happen,
I am just starting to type and then 'Kaboom' Dog the bounty Hunter comes on - wooohoooo,
I am loving that programme man and that Leyland is .....tsssssssssss Hot stuff
so al blog later
still love you guys - but I love Leyland more - oops!
God Bless You and Yours
Just Elle
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October 25 quick blogwoohoo, I just got my Noggzy video on you tube, we had it on the phones and I didnt know if I would have to upload it from my phone - like bluetooth it over and upload to 'you tube', but ya wee beuaty - thats a MAD video
I hope you are all watching the vids I change them quite often, I thought I would go for a 'badlands' feel to the page you know the eminem and the bikes and then Nogzzy, You really wouldnt take a council house on that estate eh? lol
God bless You all I am sooooo tired
God Bless you and yours, I know I just said that, my brain slows down after 5pm, but the fingers just keep typing??
Love to you all,
Just Elle
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 another dayits another day done
I have unwanted security that doesnt work, and I am down money for the wee useless icon?
but I went to the doc and dot my Flu Jab, then told the Nurse about my Chest infection - I havent been able to get the flu Jab because of the damned chest infection that has been doing me in for two years!! that aint normal, so anyways I got the jab and some tests taken, and I have to go back in a fortnight, so I am gonna get one Hell of a dose of Flu but it'll be worth it cos once am over it al have the immunity to not get it EVER AGAIN, I am sOOOOOO gonna keep up to date with them from now on, even my Doc gave up with my chest, we tried all the antibiotics possible only trouble is I am allergic to Augmentin, co-amoxiclav, which is the specific anti-biotic for chest and urine infections - G-R-E-A-T, , even my body is against me, it's bad enuff my mind wants to take me down!!!
So............my collection of friends is coming along, I love you all - and anyone new reading this - go on add me as a friend, I can be cool
 - lol right I would say "I am all out" I got nowt else to give right now,
it's been a long day and I feel like shyte, so with that last remark,actually al leave you with this last remark - "do I not speak a heap of shyte sometimes?" - but its my space and I shall ramble if I please
 I leave you with my usual sign off
God Bless You and Yours
Just Elle
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 P.S welcome my new friend Andy Penman - Hi there, I am a nutter, but you will like me - Money back Guarantee October 24 i am really having probs with my puterHey up floks,
I uninstalled my wee smileys, but I need to get some spyware and stuff that the Ninja Pilot said in the guestbook,
I am sure it is screwed something up coz I keep being signed off then it asks to sign in again, I am getting frustrated,
I was testing it for freezing and I pressed a few keys with my left hand and the words DAD came up on the screen - is it a message - my birth father is passed on, he was a Hells Angel, and died in an accident on his motorbike - He was 23!!
where is the justice in that?
I found out today another Junkie I know is pregnant, she still takes smack on top of her Methadone,, Diazapam, and anything else she can get her hands on - oh and super-strength lager
and Yes she will probably carry it full term, and it will have to on feno-barbitol, and cold turkey"!
I DONT GET IT
I DONT GET IT
I DONT FUCKING GET IT!!!
I just had a prayer with a friend on MSN I feel a wee bit bettewr, but still - all this is weighing heavy on my mind,
I understand that if we still have God in our life despite all the crap that is thrown at us, then our strength is strong and stable, but still, why cant the little ones - ALL little ones not have to suffer anything until they are at an age they CAN deal with owt thats thrown at them
I admit it - I am only the person I am today because I have suffered and learned from it but I cant/wont try understand the rattling bnewborn, the 3yr old withcerebral palsy, the 7 yr old with Luekemia????? I DONT UNDERSTAND
I am really stuck on this at the mo - to rtepent is not difficult, to say I believe is easy, but to have it in your heart is haredr and god can see right through your sould and can see EVERY blemish!
christians these days are given a bad press because of the put it in yer face stuff, scary castings to hell, funny smelling churches with boring songs........
Our God is Everywhere........you dont need to go to church, and the 10 commandments are not even that last commandments, they were given to Moses when God tried again to contact us Humans and to save us from sin/ or the devil, I belong to the New covenent - Jesus was sent because even after moses our hearts were still hard, so he sent his only begotten son, to give us another chance of salvation
Jesus said to please His father - Our father
1: Love the Lord God with all your heart, with all your soul and with all your mind.
"this is the first and greatest commandments.
2: Love your neighbour as yourself.
On another occasion He told an enquirer:
3: Do not commit murder,
4: Do not commit adultery,
5: Do not steal,
6: Do not commit false testimony,
7: Honour your Father and Mother.
So there you go - there is nowt in there, that you wouldnt expect from a normal decent human, so really its not like you have to change your life completely, you just have to try be a better person - and there is nothing in those commandments that is ridiculous, is there?, you dont HAVE to preach, stop smoking, none of that , just try to better yourself and believe in the Lord Jesus Christ - He was and is, and is to come!
sorry for the preaching......but I just want to save as many folk as I can, I dont want anyone to go to Hell, it says in the Bible there will be much screaming and grinding of teeth.......that dont sound to good to me?
So thats my rattling off again for today,
thankyou Tony for your prayer earlier - hopefully we can chat again soon,
God Bless all of You - may you all find THE way
Just Elle
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October 23 smiley centralok so I am really gonna miss these little guys, my wee smileys, that talk and stuff, they really made things look so much better, but
I am told its got spyware and stuff and its bad for my puter, so I listen to the Ninja cos he is the guy in the Know!
Thanks Ninja Pilot - you done it again!
Anyhoo - I was starting to get really peeved with the screen freezing and not keeping up with my typing! and then.....
I look at the screen and it has frozen - so this is me typing blind completely, if this is garbled then I am not the typist I thought I was!
I am he typist - look its all perfick.
So, before this blog I did actually write a blog about something that is really getting on my nerves,
Smack and crack addicts popping out babies like its a fashion, it's completely beyond me to comprehend where Gods plan aims to go with this - cos all I see is, people I care about that would make the BEST KIND of PARENT being unable to have or carry a child whilst on the otherside of the tracks - they poor wee babies being born and having to go cold turkey from the drugs 'momma' couldnt keep away from whilst she was carrying a precious cargo
I just dont get it, when you know you have that precious little life inside of you - relying on you - does it not kick into yer brain that, you NEED to eat right, you need to look after yourself, it can go wrong for the slightest reason - I know I have beeen there, and it's not something I ever want to experience again. but I walk to the shops in Tilly where I live and I see a girl who has smoked crack through her first pregnancy and gave bitrth to a stillborn, then she gets pregnant again, smokes the shit all the way through that one, then she gets pregnant again, and smokes the crack and takes valium the whole pregnancy, gets both babies taken by social work, she hands in someone elses urine for a few weeks, and low and behold - the babies are back. today - I see her again A-N-D she looks pregnant agian -
What is the BIG PLAN God I dont get it
I dont understand babies born to taking feno-barbitol - which would kill someone normal and not used to it!! babaie HAVE to take this stuff!!!
then there are the ones that use 'abortion' for 'contreception'
I really feel for all the unjustices in this world and wish I was superwoman and could fix EVERYTHING but I am not and I cant
but I sure can pray each night for all those I care for (and those I dont) to have justice/peace/and forgiveness
god Bless You all - from one angry
Just Elle
xxxx October 22 hi y'all am in the library!!!I FEEL BLUE
OMG wot am I to do, I clicked on the '?' and now am in the blue
I didnt get a back-up disk, and bt said nothing they could do,
why was I messing, who the hell is Malware, thats the c*** I sposed to undo!
oh wot the hell me fellas mate is in IT
so I reckon he can fix it - al hae a cup o tea
until then you will have to miss me as I sit and watch the sKY channels
bored - not using my brain - never again
Oh wot the hell I had loads I wanted to do,
cash converters am coming after you!!
I should of been give a windows2000pro back up disk
then bt said they could of fixed it
I aint even trying to rhyme now, it happens sometimes
anyway woth the hay rymes with disk anyways????????
oh God please let it be fixed
please give me back my reason to get up, I hate the telly I hate the library I hate everything bar
coffee and computers and Eminem
  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH
thats me I am going home to cry
I will be back soon I hope
I get paid the morn so at worst al have to buy windowsXP or wotever
Depressed
Just Elle
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October 21 NO F-ING WAY!I just went to uninstall a program 'malware' and when i couldnt find it i presumed that the yellow '?'- unknown object' was it! So i clicked to uninstall it. Only thing - i was in 'add/remove hardware' oops - so now i write my blog on't mobile. Miss me x i think i may have offended?i am curious, the last few days I have been receiving a lot of e-mails, most funny.....but some are like - showing me the plight of others, like how much a brit has to eat a week and how much an african has, like I dont know what is is like to suffer, HEY - I had it rough but during learning how to cope with my trials I also learned there are ALWAYS people worse off than me. I appreciate everything I have, and give when I can - even sometimes to the point I leave myself short!
so I still dont understand why peole are thinking I am an ungrateful wee bint! - I have a roof over my head, I have food if I want it, I have more than one pair of shoes...etc
and this comng from being homeless in a village, with No shoes, nowt to eat, I once took someone elses mouldy bread from the bin and picked off the green bits before toasting it to disguise the flavour? I know need, and I sponsor a wonderful little girl and her family even though I am on benefit due to being disabled - how I am disabled is MY business.
I have loved working on theis space and will continue to, but I really hope for a break in the nasty e-mails
and now.........I go to visit my friends, whom I have neglected lately
god bless You all I pray you all find the peace in all the choas, as I have with my God.
love to all of my friends I havent gotten too yet
Just Elle
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 October 20 I just wrote a blogdoes anyone else have this problem where they write a full blog then right at the end the screen freezes, and the words you are typing dont apper for a while so you cant see what you are writing
then after you keep writing cos you know it'll catch up - and it totally shuts down on you????? WHY WHY OMG I AM BREAKING DOWN
so anyway cut a long story short
More friends I want more friends, so no pervs, no psycho's - unless you get medication - like me, and NO WIERDO'S - you know who you are!
God Bless You all and keep coming with the friends, I am collecting them
Love to you all
Just Elle
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 October 19 okies - where'd y'all go???
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